I’m a squirrel when I was younger I used to hide candy around the house so I could eat it later. But I would forget where I put the candy and I’m still finding stuff my teen squirrel self hid in draws years ago. If I was a real squirrel I would be helping the ecosystem by burying nuts and forgetting about them so they grew into trees but instead it’s like ‘why are there jolly ranchers in this pot’
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