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An Open Letter To President Obama About Snakes

Dear President Obama,

I want to start this letter by thanking you for everything that you have done for this country. Unlike many others, I proudly voted for you in 2008 and 2012, and I had high hopes for the years that came after. And although you’ve done an exceptional job leading our country in many ways, I wanted to take this opportunity to write you an honest open letter about snakes.

Yes, snakes: the long, hairless dogs that have no legs.

If you’re truly the fearless leader who I so proudly elected, I hope with all my heart that you’ll listen to the men and women who both supported and believed in you. So, as a citizen of these United States, I want you to know that snakes are basically living belts that can eat large animals. Instead of walking, they slither across the ground and sometimes stab their incredibly long teeth into things. And once they kill something, they don’t even chew it—they basically just wrap their body around it and hope for the best.

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