beesmygod:

ofools:

in the spirit of the “SNICKERS NEFARIOUSLY” screen shot attempt of a dude trying to flirt please tell me your most embarrassing flirting stories I MUST know about them

a guy from my work asked if i wanted to go to a movie with him and i said yes but i didnt realize it was a date until he tried to kiss me after it and i reared back like his mouth was full of bugs

I was in a bar and a guy opened with ‘so who do you main in league of legends’