DIO: you know if there’s anything i regret
DIO: it’s trying to kill you with a road roller
DIO: because now every time i’m called up for a cameo everyone wants me to crush someone with a road roller
DIO: no context, no reason
DIO: they certainly don’t provide one
DIO: i just have to know, on my own, to show up with a fucking road roller, maybe even two, for every single fight
DIO: i was lucky enough to even find one the first time
jotaro: DIO my daughter has been waiting for me to pick her up for a full hour now
DIO: i’ve been stealing road rollers every saturday for 6 years now, jotaro