me experiencing jjba part 1 for the first time: haha wow this is fucking bonkers! this is wild! that guys name is doobie and hes a zombie full of rattlesnakes it doesnt get wackier than this
–a month passes–
part 5 villain: this is my stand green day, with its undefeatable killer mold. i love to watch people Die and that is why i became a doctor
other guy: *has an extremely drawn out gruesome death under the effect of the green day mold while screaming about how hes gonna piss his pants*
me: *nods, clicks to next page*