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lioncubed:

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lioncubed:

hamtastrophe:

stop men from approaching me at bus stops and trying to initiate conversations with me 2016

Wow! That NERVE of some heretics! Doesn’t he know that you’re higher class! He doesn’t even have the authority to talk to a horse’s BUM!

stop bizarrely worded and unnecessary additions to simple text posts about Wanting Ride the Bus In Peace and Quiet For Once 2016

It’s umm…okay. Math…you know what a joke is?It is basically what someones does or says in order to invoke laughter…I understand it is quite bizarre. But surely you heard of a joke before…Like at least once.

I mean. Must I spell it out for you?

i’ve actually never heard of a joke, could you explain?

mocSure. I don’t got anything better to do.

Okay
“Wow!” is me basically being a bit overdramatic.

“That NERVE of some heretics!“ is me saying “That person who doesn’t fixate on the popular way of thinking is too strong” in a bit more “Old fashion-ie” way of speaking

“Doesn’t he know that you’re higher class!“ is my way of sarcastically telling Ham that he is no nobler than whoever talked to him is. 

“He doesn’t even have the authority to talk to a horse’s BUM!“ I used that to add onto the previous sentence to add more humor because bum is a funny way to say ass and I thought that is how noble people might insult lower class.

Now overdramatically is funny because it is random and out of the blu 
and mockery is funny because it tends to show the ridiculousness of the person I am mocking.

If you need any further help with the concept of funny then please consult your local English linguist or maybe even a local philosopher.

thanks

Is this the new copypasta