Jolyne: Tell me, Mr Pucci, this alleged affair has been going on how long?
Pucci: Two years.
Jolyne: And your first name is?
Pucci: Enrico.
Jolyne: And your boyfriend’s name is?
Pucci: Dio.
Everyone: *gasps*
Pucci: No, wait, I misunderstood. You said ‘boyfriend’. I thought you said, ‘best friend’. Dio is my best friend.

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