I was jut thinking again about that “Vampire wakes up this decade after centuries of slumber” concept and I realized how sad it would be if they were the #genre of Vampire that can’t eat human food bc if I met someone who’d been asleep for hundreds of years the FIRST thing I’d want to do is take them on a restaurant tour
Vampire: Yeah, I can’t eat that. Which I’ve told you………at least twelve times.
Me, holding an oreo churro, with tears in my eyes: Then you truly are a damned creature…..