How do I flirt?

vampireapologist:

idk my method of flirting is to just act like I’m adorable and genuinely charming and likable on a fundamental level and once that sucks them in I tell them why the naruto ending fucking sucked and like they sort of disagree with me but we’re making out on a futon so are they gonna speak up??

they’re not.

this is also me except i trap them into listening to me ramble on about enrico pucci ask anyone ive dated

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