u ever think about how dio wanted to be this powerful immortal and rule the world but he only actually lived like. 23 years. actually awake. like he got vamped and like a month later was unconscious under the ocean for 100 years, woke up, was like, hey im gonna take over the world, lived for another 4 years and then got kicked and exploded
the only thing he accomplished in those 4 years out of the ocean was apparently fuck literally everything that moved
dno what this is REALLY aboiut but for a second i thought iwas learning some shit i had never known about Ronnie James Dio
all the characters in jojo’s bizarre adventure are named after musicians (in the beginning anyway) and song names, but ppl mistaking a post about Dio Brando for Ronnie James Dio is very funny