beinggayisreallyexpensive:

lorddio:

lorddio:

u ever think about how dio wanted to be this powerful immortal and rule the world but he only actually lived like. 23 years. actually awake. like he got vamped and like a month later was unconscious under the ocean for 100 years, woke up, was like, hey im gonna take over the world, lived for another 4 years and then got kicked and exploded

the only thing he accomplished in those 4 years out of the ocean was apparently fuck literally everything that moved

Ronnie James Dio confirmed to live 67 human years 23 demon years

I love how this got to non Jojo tumblr and no one knows who Dio Brando is and is just really confused by it