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How do I flirt?

vampireapologist:

idk my method of flirting is to just act like I’m adorable and genuinely charming and likable on a fundamental level and once that sucks them in I tell them why the naruto ending fucking sucked and like they sort of disagree with me but we’re making out on a futon so are they gonna speak up??

they’re not.

this is also me except i trap them into listening to me ramble on about enrico pucci ask anyone ive dated

coelasquid:

Honestly gettin’ pretty sick of people coming to me to trash Joseph whenever I say he’s a complicated character with a lot of nuance, so hey, here’s my take on the whole Mary-Robert-Joseph situation.

I’ll put this all under a cut so here are some disclaimers; This is full of spoilers, I’m writing this under the assumption that all the cult end stuff is non-canon, and yes, this is only one possible interpretation of the information we can glean from the character interactions (also, taken from what may later prove to be incomplete information as more endings are unlocked/glitches are fixed/content is released). I like it because I think it’s the most interesting and empathetic for all of the characters involved and because I don’t think it’s the kind of situation that necessarily has to have a “villain”.

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