c-clearly:

vampireapologist:

I hate when I’m like “being a vampire would suck bc you can’t enjoy food anymore” and someone’s like “ok but in vampire books they talk about the ultimate pleasure of drinking blood so it’d be alright.”

and I’m like…No you know what. You know what like eating a super rich tiramisu or a plate of perfectly cooked medium rare lamb chops is also pretty pleasurable but for ffs sometimes I just want to eat a 20 pizza rolls. or like a pudding cup. I don’t want or need eating to be an Experience every time. I just. Want to eat this poptart.

Just fill the pop tart with blood jelly? Use blood instead of marinara sauce for pizza, and don’t even bother cooking that lamb chop, marinate it in human blood and eat it raw

Vampire Contestant on Chopped: I looked at the basket and thought, I literally have no cooking experience, but I’m definitely gonna kill one of the other competitors and cover these ingredients in blood.

I want to throw a rock at Pucci’s amazing ass, to see if it will bounce back with 10 times the speed and strength, killing me instantly.

it definitely will ill join you

so your girlfriend plays pucci when you two cosplay? that’s fucking adorable! i bet you two have a ton of fun when you go around at cons in costume, huh?

my partner not girlfriend lol they cosplay pucci with me and we do a lot of couple like cosplay I find it super fun and I love doing it! Its so much more fun at cons to have someone who’s always with you ❤ ❤

71dal:

Saint Enrico Pucci of Port St. Lucie.
Patron Saint of Cd-Roms, Stand Users and Numerology.

tomoe-homoe:

Ok so I don’t make lovey dovey posts that much but I’m feeling it today. I don’t think I’ve mentioned enough how amazing my girlfriend @lorddio is. She is one of the best things to happen to me. ❤️ so here’s a spam of us being hella gay in the past almost year we’ve been together!