zelda games rated by how much anxiety they give me:

1) Majora’s mask

2) Skyward sword

3) Twilight Princess

4) OoT

ive been told that tweet is getting screenshot and sent around and a lot of ppl r yelling at me listen i just wanna fuck the big hot ladies????

me: the new gerudo are so tall and hot and I wanna smash

gamers: (incoherent screeching about sjws)

lil seminary priest things

Your voice is so sweet???

dio in a very soft and sweet voice: please welcome to my mansion

ur voice is so soft i could barely hear u in that vid

Me a quiet. I’m saying here’s the kitchen, here’s the china, and here’s the dio figures

Welcome to my crib

It’s pretty hard to draw with cats

someone: hey this tastes bad

literally everyone else: (puts it in their mouth)