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malvalen-ooc:

meeshay:

tis-superfruit:

“Everyone’s favorite murder lizard, Ted Cruz, dropped out of the race”

“This means that, to Ted, the use that his lord picked out for him was to completely destroy the Republican party as we know it while getting dusted by a carnie handed mango man.”

I can’t breathe.

I laughed way too hard during this one.

“I don’t really know much ‘bout Kasich, but apparently that sumbitch eats the HELL outta s’ghetti.”

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

historical-nonfiction:

In late Greek mythology, a new god developed based on the Egyptian god Horus. The Greeks called him Harpocrates. He was their god of silence, secrets and confidentiality. His image was the young child Horus, sometimes in Greek garb, sometimes in Egyptian. Even the name is taken from Horus, from the Egyptian Har-pa-khered or Heru-pa-khered, meaning “Horus the Child.”

i looked this up cause i was like how the heck do you make that jump and apparently statues of heru-pa-khered have him with his finger to his lips because thats the hieroglyph for child, but its the greek/modern gesture for shushing, and they just completely misinterpreted it

newwavenova:

secretlesbians:

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

arabellesicardi:

euo:

communistcoppola:

lgbtcinema:

The Handmaiden (2016) 2nd Official Trailer – Led by Ha Jung-woo, Kim Min-hee, Jo Jin-woong , and Kim Tae-ri, The Handmaiden follows a young Korean female pickpocket from the slums who is hired by a charming con man to join an elaborate scam. She becomes the personal servant of a wealthy Japanese heiress and seduces her.

YOOOOOOO

I AM SCREAMING FATHER PARK IS BACK

I have never felt so alive