greed-the-dorkalicious:

because-im-freaking-greed:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

The fight in the restaurant at the beginning of Battle Tendency sounds fucking exactly like one of those made-up-for-notes posts holy shit

Honestly, it’s even worse.
I was in this fancy restaurant with my grandma and the little orphan kid I saved from police brutality by beating up the crooked cops, when all of a sudden some fat white guy (who looked like cyborg wario) started being racist to the kid, so I insulted him, then predicted what he was gonna say, and beat him up. Everyone applauded and he got kicked out of the restaurant

THAT’S EXACTLY IT