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WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LYING LIKE THIS ARCHER YOU HAVE A SWORD. YOU HAVE SO MANY SWORDS. YOU HAVE THE MOST SWORDS OF ANY MOTHERFUCKER EVER. YOUR NOBLE PHANTASM IS CALLED UNLIMITED FUCKING BLADE WORKS. YOU BITCH

its true he doesnt have A sword he has a lot of swords

lorddio:

Somebody help me change the lyrics of devil went down to Georgia to be about steel ball run. President went down to Kentucky

Johnny you saddle up your horse and ride slow dancer hard 

 Cause hell’s broke loose in Kentucky and the President deals the cards 

And if you win you get this shiny trophy made of gold 

But if you lose Manhattan gets a dinosaur for a mayorrrrr