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beinggayisreallyexpensive:

lorddio:

lorddio:

u ever think about how dio wanted to be this powerful immortal and rule the world but he only actually lived like. 23 years. actually awake. like he got vamped and like a month later was unconscious under the ocean for 100 years, woke up, was like, hey im gonna take over the world, lived for another 4 years and then got kicked and exploded

the only thing he accomplished in those 4 years out of the ocean was apparently fuck literally everything that moved

Ronnie James Dio confirmed to live 67 human years 23 demon years

I love how this got to non Jojo tumblr and no one knows who Dio Brando is and is just really confused by it

somebody once called pucci’s backstory a spike lee film and i havent stopped thinking about it

deathabillydaydream:

lorddio:

lorddio:

u ever think about how dio wanted to be this powerful immortal and rule the world but he only actually lived like. 23 years. actually awake. like he got vamped and like a month later was unconscious under the ocean for 100 years, woke up, was like, hey im gonna take over the world, lived for another 4 years and then got kicked and exploded

the only thing he accomplished in those 4 years out of the ocean was apparently fuck literally everything that moved

dno what this is REALLY aboiut but for a second i thought iwas learning some shit i had never known about Ronnie James Dio 

all the characters in jojo’s bizarre adventure are named after musicians (in the beginning anyway) and song names, but ppl mistaking a post about Dio Brando for Ronnie James Dio is very funny

yatsugarechann:

lorddio:

lorddio:

u ever think about how dio wanted to be this powerful immortal and rule the world but he only actually lived like. 23 years. actually awake. like he got vamped and like a month later was unconscious under the ocean for 100 years, woke up, was like, hey im gonna take over the world, lived for another 4 years and then got kicked and exploded

the only thing he accomplished in those 4 years out of the ocean was apparently fuck literally everything that moved

And he made giorno

he made like 4 kids, giorno was the only one who was competent 

@master-of-za-warudo ur right on the years but i was mostly just being dramatic altho i can never tell if dio’s 19 or 21 bc they 12 in the start of pb, then it does the whole ‘7 years later’ thing and that’s when the shit with the mask goes down so you’d think they’d be 19? but i dont know. all i kno is for an ‘immortal’ guy he barely was alive lol