That’s pretty much a good summary of who I am

you’re god damned right

Incredibly correct, all flattery is also appreciated and accepted.

my one true love

Well don’t die yet, I’ll take your blood first, thank you

oh yes anon, quite 

ohh i mean i could go the easy route and say ass because well

yes

but also necks nice necks are just great

power

i am actually holding the entire bed