Christ i just realized dio wouldnt know anything about how the modern tech in the world works like he’s smart but he wouldnt know how a light switch works and pucci could just lie to him. he could just calvin’s dad him. just totally tell him whatever he wanted.

Dio: Why does the door automatically open for me
Pucci, stepping on the rubber mat: putting your foot down here sends an electrical signal, which turns on a light, letting a man in the back room know it’s time to pull the rope to open the door
Dio: *repeatedly steps on it* Hm yes

pucci: to power cars we use the oil made from dinosaur bones to create a series of small explosions
dio: ok now thats fake
pucci: yes u got me it’s actually a real miniature horse in the engine thats why its called horsepower