Tag: its kinda delightful

malvalen-ooc:

meeshay:

tis-superfruit:

“Everyone’s favorite murder lizard, Ted Cruz, dropped out of the race”

“This means that, to Ted, the use that his lord picked out for him was to completely destroy the Republican party as we know it while getting dusted by a carnie handed mango man.”

I can’t breathe.

I laughed way too hard during this one.

“I don’t really know much ‘bout Kasich, but apparently that sumbitch eats the HELL outta s’ghetti.”