420goku:

i don’t understand “dio = trash xD” jokes because dio did pretty damn well like they thought he was DEAD dude was on the OCEAN FLOOR IN A COFFIN but he survived anyway, he had like every man woman and child drawn to his crotch landscape and was boning a man of god

shit even abdul thought he was smexy dio was going hard as hell there was nothing trash about him he was just a man with a simple goal: fucking everything up