wheelbarrowisfast:

kingofnames:

If you don’t think Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the most bat shit-insane story of all time then youre wrong.

I’m at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire is investigating a 14 year old girl who is trying to rip Jesus’s heart out of the president of the United state’s body by seducing his lesbian wife.

for the record, everything about this sentence is pretty much true